Coming into the home stretch, about to begin the second half! Taylor Swift! Maybe Kanye! Whoo!
7:05 pm PST…GLEE! Jane Lynch, Corey Monteith, Amber Riley, and Chris Colfer! Best pop video goes to…Lady Gaga! Bad Romance! Again!
ALERT: Wardrobe Change! Gaga is now rocking a huge, black, floor length gown that’s “too heavy to walk in.” Now she’s got a black spiky mohawk!
MTV asked Gaga to cut out a lot of her videos before they would air them, how much did they cut?
7:10 pm PST…Taylor Swift! Sings a song…about Kanye? Still an Innocent? Totally confused…and slightly suspicious. MTV probably baited us all on the “song about Kanye and the VMAs…”
Admittedly, the song is a bit catchy. And Taylor Swift is very earnest (S.A.T. WORD!) in her expressions. That steel guitar was pretty awesome to boot.
7:21 pm PST…Non-VMA side note: OMG Sunday football! Who saw the Texans win against the Colts? There goes everyone’s pick ‘em leagues!
7:22 pm PST…Justin Bieber asserts that he’s not wearing a wig…Chelsea asserts that she was not, in fact, his babysitter.
7:26 pm PST…The stars of the new movie “Social Network” including Justin Timberlake, announce Drake with Mary J Blige, and Swizz Beats.
Mary nails her vocals. As usual.
7:32 pm PST…professional VMAs…too many to name, but good work all around obvi.
7:33 pm PST…Here’s the cast of Jersey Shore. In a hot tub. Chelsea Handler just hopped in and now we’ll get back to awards show…
7:35 pm PST…Sofia Vergara (not sure who she is?) presents for best Hip Hop video, which goes to…Eminem “Not Afraid.”
7:35 pm PST…Man, another commercial break? Really?
7:36 pm PST…Kanye is all the buzz on twitter…@KanyeWest
7:44 pm PST…Paramore’s Hayley Williams and Bruno Mars do a little bit of an intro for B.O.B, the acoustic piano is a nice touch…and a solid transition into a Paramore performance.
7:50-53 pm PST…commercials…
7:53 pm PST…Best New Artist! Woo…the winner is…Jutsin Bieber! And he’s confused! he doesn’t know where to go! But he does know how to sing….Bay-be, Bay-be, Bay-be…He thanked Usher for being his mentor! Fab!
7:55 pm PST…Linkin Park singing their single “Catalyst.” Didn’t know they were still recording! This is a pretty cool set up! They’re playing on top of huge cubes on top of the Griffith Observatory in Los Angeles.
8:04 pm PST…Cher!?! What?! Really?
8:05 pm PST…Lady Gaga wardrobe change!
8:06 pm PST…VMA for Video of the year…..and it goes to….LADY GAGA!!! And she’s wearing….meat. No really. Raw meat. MEAT.
8:07 pm PST…Lady Gaga announces the title of her new album “Born this Way.”
8:08 pm PST…Aziz Ansari announces Kanye West for the finale performance!
8:09 pm PST…Kanye is all decked out in a red suit and gold chains…and red hi-tops…he’s singing about all sorts of unsavory types…types we cannot type out on this blog!
8:14 pm PST…and heres another example of auto-tune equalizing the singing playing field…
And we’re done! Thanks for reading! All of you on the East Coast…time for bed! Those of us on the West Coast, time for dinner!


































